“Billy this is the one,” I remarked. She’s lovingly adorable and smells like freshly peeled bananas. At the pet shop I gathered all the supplies for my cheeky monkey and vigorously drove home.  This chimpanzee was an angel until I introduced her to professor Tuna, my cat. Chichi went bonkers from smashing vases to ripping up my couches. The worst scheme she pulled went far beyond the line. leisurely, she crawled down the hall and into my home office; and as I saw my computer crash I knew I regretted bringing her home. Professor Tuna was delighted to see Chichi go.